Spinster Strubard is 16-year-old Amish girl who is still unmarried. Conor loved her and he thinks she's hot and cool. He met her, when delived Spinster's milk. Spinster and Conor were about to get married. She appeared her episode, Amish Anguish.

The next morning, Conor and Spinster went shopping at the Amish Market to resigtering for the wedding. During the escape from the Amish Country, Spinster says to Conor that she will always love him. Conor never get to see Spinster's ear and she shows it under her bonet. Spinster Strubard is voiced by Lacey Cahbeth. Mother fuckin bullshit pussy sucker.